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Idiots Demotivational Poster


SOME DAYS -




HOMO STUPIDUS - Darwin didn't see that one coming.




INBREEDING - This is why it's a bad idea.


TAGS: idiots fail
Rating: 4.68/5

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INBREEDING - Unless you're trying to create a race of super morons, don't do it.


TAGS: idiots
Rating: 3.32/5

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MalicE - April 14, 2010, 5:18 am
LOL! 5 inbred lions! I am ashamed to admit they come from South Africa...


GANG SIGNS - It's not cerebral palsy...or is it?


TAGS: gang signs idiots thugs wannabe
Rating: 2.94/5

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agdaniele - August 24, 2009, 6:09 pm
West-side arthritics, yo!


SOCIAL ACTIVISTS - If you postin' 'bout Kony I feel bad for you son, he snatched 99 kids and your status saved none.


TAGS: kony idiots
Rating: 4.22/5

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spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:04 am
THAT WOULD BE AN EPIC PARODY 5L'S AND A FAVORET


IDIOTS - if this picture doesn't show reload the page


TAGS: idiots
Rating: 4.13/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - November 3, 2011, 4:04 pm
it should say "if you want to see how to keep an idiot busy look at the picture. refresh if it isn't showing"


FLORIDA - 60% Mexicans 30% Elderly 20% Idiots who can't count


TAGS: florida idiots mexicans
Rating: 4.53/5

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Jalozyin - September 12, 2011, 4:28 am
Actually, I was going more for a 'voter count' joke. But, meh. :P
lechacal - July 21, 2011, 9:06 am
Cubans, not Mexicans.
Cloudchaser - July 20, 2011, 1:10 am
"I love the shape of Florida. It looks like it's pissing on Cuba" Gallagher
Cloudchaser - July 20, 2011, 1:10 am
"Florida is one big Yankee retirement home" Lewis Grizzard


HABU SAKI -


TAGS: japan hadu saki alcohol weird f***ed random gross dumbass toilet humor stupid stupidity retard retards wrong hilarious fool fools internet ignorance idiot idiots funny motivational posters
Rating: 3.31/5

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Sidereal - January 11, 2010, 7:40 am
Crap spelling is ok though
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 11:55 pm
Tags are good... but try to keep it under 'Ivanhoe' length.


IDIOTS - If this offended you, then I'm afraid i've got bad news...


TAGS: idiots
Rating: 1.9/5
aPauling - September 10, 2008, 8:52 am
What does it say?


SCIENTOLOGISTS - We're not crazy..... the aliens told us so.




TROLLS, DO NOT FEED THEM -




AMERICANS - The only idiots that would willingly live in an area called "Tornado Alley"


TAGS: tornado americans idiots
Rating: 2.11/5

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DickDonggler - December 20, 2008, 11:08 am
The Americans who live in "Tornado Alley" at least understand the risks and don't b**** and moan when their house is mowed down, unlike in New Orleans (which is BELOW SEA LEVEL) where just about everyone acted like it was a big f***ing surprise.
Johnny - October 25, 2008, 7:22 pm
Now I agree with you there. Only Americans would move right back to the same area "again" and wait for it to happen "again". This is a get out of here free card on the Fed or insurance or whatever means you got.
Anonymous - October 23, 2008, 9:23 pm
And yet, they'll be done rebuilding their town before New Orleans, and New Orleans had a 2 year head start.
Johnny - October 1, 2008, 12:05 pm
I think you guys missed the point here. There is an area called Tornado Alley. There isn't a place in Africa called AIDS or a place in India called Diseases.
d - July 19, 2008, 11:51 pm
your reading too many books, theres no ring of fire except down your pants mate
God - June 27, 2008, 9:09 pm
Africans see AIDS and war all over the place. I'd GTFO of there if I were them.
Jesse - June 6, 2008, 3:40 pm
And what are those idiots in India thinking, what with all the diseases? They should move, too.
Jesse - June 6, 2008, 3:39 pm
Yeah...and New Zealanders are the only ones dumb enough to live in the Ring of Fire.


TEXAS - Where the men are retards and the cows are very, very scared. Yup, weer that special! Hyuck!




GROUP THINK - Overcoming reason since the dawn of civilization.




KENT STATE... NATIONAL GUARD-4, KENT STATE-0 -


TAGS: 4may kentstate nationalguard protest idiotstudents
Rating: 4.25/5

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MPsniper - May 4, 2011, 6:20 pm
;-) thanks
alldayfighter - May 4, 2011, 2:35 pm
may the 4th be with you
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 4, 2011, 1:04 pm
very poor taste...love it! lol


SUPERSTITIOUS NUT-JOBS - They call un-believers crazy. If this is their definition of sane, I'll be perfectly content with crazy...


TAGS: religious idiots
Rating: 2.94/5

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Derek - June 13, 2010, 5:30 pm
I suspect the hints at the bottom are about more than just colour.


BE PATIENT WITH IDIOTS - It is not easy to comprehend That one does not comprehend


TAGS: idiots patience
Rating: 4.22/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2012, 4:28 pm
I'm sorry, I tried being patient with idiots, I've tried, really I have. And it only ends with me shouting, and the wife saying, "Stop yelling at them; stop pelting them with rocks; they're only humans!" Then I start wishing I never came to this planet.
TheSanityInspector - May 31, 2012, 7:47 pm
Ha!
EmilioDumphque - May 31, 2012, 3:56 pm
Maybe he's clever, and desiring solitude, put those signs there.
rerun - May 8, 2012, 7:16 pm

pretty deep thought, accurate as hell


THE BUTT OF EVERYONE'S JOKES -


TAGS: idiots comedians humor jokes fail
Rating: 3.95/5

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thesunshinesing - September 28, 2012, 4:43 pm
be nice :)
NotJustAWittyFace - January 16, 2012, 8:59 pm
i always hated this comedian
rodangol - January 16, 2012, 5:29 pm
I barely recognized him, must be early career. Good work
maoworks2 - January 16, 2012, 3:47 pm
Thanks Mao .
djrcreative - January 16, 2012, 3:37 pm
Dane Cook. In the least flattering ph**ograph I could find of him. ;)
maoworks2 - January 16, 2012, 2:47 pm
Who Is He ?


FRUSTRATION -


TAGS: why do idiots tend to have strong necks
Rating: 4.08/5

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rondollins1 - October 2, 2011, 4:42 am
I work as a Senior Lead Support for a popular cellphone company and I'd have to say that patience can be tempered...5 unbroken pencils.
Sean - May 6, 2010, 11:44 pm
Thanks, Sparrowgirl. I happen to love sparrows ... and girls ... but differently. Sorry. That came out awkward like. If only there was some way to delete a comment after you typed it but before you post it. Ah well ....
Sparrowgirl - May 2, 2010, 11:15 pm
Excellent! 5L
agdaniele - May 2, 2010, 1:10 am
5 Life lessons!


YOUR SON - Wearing this t-shirt is the closest he gets to being a rocket scientist.




DON VITO SAYS WHAT? -




Why Zombies Hate Hallowe'en -


TAGS: halloween zombies costumes idiots
Rating: 4.8/5

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MissPriss - October 15, 2013, 9:23 pm
Alrighty...check it out as soon as I can...thanks!
MissPriss - October 15, 2013, 9:22 pm
Thanks for the vote. Kinda bummed cuz the local Zombie walk this year has been cancelled. Too bad it was so much fun.
chickenlittle - October 14, 2013, 11:29 pm
MissPriss I made a little card for you couple weeks ago in the forum moticaption has returned, page 3 :)
chickenlittle - October 14, 2013, 11:20 pm
Haha, that's great! 5L


IF "I THINK, THEREFORE I AM" - Then... I must be surrounded by hallucinations




DR. EVIL -




CLONING -




COMING SOON - Night Of The Living Idiots.




IDIOTS - Some just can't appreciate music


TAGS: metallica idiots music guitar
Rating: 2.21/5

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lol - March 25, 2009, 1:11 am
Death Magnetic was surpisingly good after the 5th listen, now its one of my favourites, and im an old school metallica fan.
guest - February 7, 2009, 1:29 pm
not really good music since 1991
lolman - January 14, 2009, 6:31 pm
I agree they are sell outs, my last ticket for a concert cost me $600, i would have paid anything. They sell out every show they do, they are the best band in the world. People who say "Selling out' cant play an instrument usually and masturbate regular
Vanner - January 2, 2009, 5:29 pm
As i didnt upload this pile of **** i'm afraid i cant take any credit for it...... next
CPL. Mike Marts USMC - January 2, 2009, 4:34 pm
Selloung out? Sure...they SELL OUT EVERY d*** CONCERT THEY PLAY!!! Just because they have the balls to play what they want, when they want and look how they want...somebody's always gotta b****! f*** you dumbasses!!!! Metallica kicks a**!


ROAD TRIP -


TAGS: road trip wrong turn idiots signs noobs
Rating: 4.63/5

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autumnspirit - February 9, 2011, 11:41 pm
Ignorance is Bliss!
5150monkeylove - February 9, 2011, 9:30 pm
especially when the law allows them to get away with anything, huh?


LIFE - This is what happens when you have none...


TAGS: idiots videogames cod
Rating: 2.86/5

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Benlulz - December 18, 2010, 6:27 pm
Everyone has his hobby, i do too game a lot but at least it's not as extreme as these guys. 3 For the effort.


RUMOUR HAS IT - that Jesus would go to Yoshis house




He Said What? -


TAGS: puick up lines for complete idiots
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 17, 2014, 11:49 pm
Oh go ahead...you're Jesus, you're kinda like a cat...what life are you on now? Love the 5 full sized cats, thanks!
JesusWept - January 17, 2014, 3:48 pm
Hmm...i think i'll try that one sometime hehe. L L L L L


Lost In Space -


TAGS: government universe stupidity morons idiots
Rating: 5/5

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steve1961 - January 3, 2014, 5:44 am
Just noticed this. Take it back, Priss. I love Rob Ford. I'd take him over the opposition any time.
Greybeard - December 1, 2013, 9:41 pm
The stack has been building for the better part of 30 years....LoL
Bolverk3778 - December 1, 2013, 9:48 am
Totally agree. I thought that the politicians in the UK were nuts till I caught a a load of some of your 'Representatives' of both houses on C-Span recently. You have a bigger stack of deadwood blocking up your government than we do!!
Greybeard - November 29, 2013, 9:42 pm
Thank you. :)
MissPriss - November 29, 2013, 9:56 am
They forgot the super charged morons like Rob Ford! Hey ya grey glad to "see" ya back! 5L for the poster and your timely return.


Perseverance -


TAGS: workplace idiots stupid hammer mr myagi
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - October 5, 2013, 12:48 am
Yeah, have had quite a few of those days...d*** neighbours! 5L for reminding me to clean off the evidence and then put my hammer away.


Missed Opportunities -




surrounded -


TAGS: idiots whack a mole stupid quote lewis black
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 8, 2014, 6:10 pm
Whack-A-Mole...love it!


The Whole Picture -




COLORS -




SHIP OF FOOLS - The term used to describe the guys that stopped only long enough to get a picture!


TAGS: idiots
Rating: 4.75/5

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EmilioDumphque - August 8, 2012, 3:15 am
"Stop staring at my bre*** implants!"
SteveFurlong - July 27, 2012, 5:57 pm
At least in the US with people under 40, it's another consequence of teaching children (including children in adult bodies) that there are no consequences. Sure, girls, flounce around all you want. Nothing will ever happen that's dangerous or even creepy.
MissPriss - July 27, 2012, 3:08 pm
It's not that it creeps us out that you stare, it's that it's all you do when we think we're looking so d*** h** ;)
AcidRain - July 27, 2012, 11:46 am
Same here. They know exactly what they are doing to men.
CloudchaserS - July 26, 2012, 11:19 pm
I don't get why women dress in revealing clothing then get creeped out when guys stare at them


Simple Truths -


TAGS: idiots cars driving skills
Rating: 4.63/5

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MissPriss - November 3, 2013, 1:44 am
Yippers...thanks for noticing teehee.
ughomer - November 2, 2013, 8:36 pm
Pwissy ~ at it Again!


STUPIDITY WORLD CHAMPION -


TAGS: super stupidity idiots bowl
Rating: 4.2/5

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HabsGuy - February 5, 2013, 4:32 pm
Ahhh Yeah!!! HATERS in the houuuse!...lol
GaryO - February 5, 2013, 9:03 am
Some worlds are smaller than others
falloutghoul - February 5, 2013, 8:15 am
Itself.
Rudedog - February 5, 2013, 12:25 am
What is the NFLs competition?


FOOLS! -


TAGS: foolishness challenge idiots will live on de evolutionary food chain lewd brain
Rating: 4/5

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Neener - October 15, 2010, 5:17 pm
Evil.. I like it!
Bartimaeus - April 1, 2010, 2:06 am
It's officially the day of the challenge...and this is a shameless bump. lol
agdaniele - March 30, 2010, 10:15 pm
LOL! Ain't that just the way things go?
TheTrashHeap - March 30, 2010, 10:10 pm
Who madr R.S Jake a sheriff?


BAR FIGHTS - You get to watch all hell breaking loose. The best part, it's free.


TAGS: bar fights idiots beat crap
Rating: 3.67/5

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spacedog - July 20, 2011, 5:44 pm
LOL! An oil painting of a bar fight? Hey you, keep that chair steady. Chuck your face is changing color again.


MOTIFAKE MODERATORS - What were they doing before they were hired?


TAGS: motifake moderators idiots
Rating: 2.56/5

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agdaniele - December 23, 2009, 11:35 pm
5L for submitting it!!! Do you know what "nemesis" means?


UNITED STATES AIRFORCE - Making grown men idiots for 40 years and counting.


TAGS: usaf united states air force idiots 40 years
Rating: 2.25/5
Crizz - July 10, 2008, 8:32 pm
Oh and this too http://www.pilotfriend.com/ph**o_albums/potty/4.htm
Crizz - July 10, 2008, 8:30 pm
http://www.pilotfriend.com/ph**o_albums/potty/6.htm True


USA - Breeding idiots since the Europeans colonised them


TAGS: usa idiots breeding
Rating: 2.03/5

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ILB - August 30, 2009, 6:13 pm
The whole wide world, an endless universe, yet we keep looking through the eyeglass in reverse. Dont feed the people but we feed the machines, cant really feel what international means.
Stitch - April 8, 2009, 12:10 pm
Dude... This is a website, half the people on it are racist, stupid, think its cool to be a grammar nazi or doing this **** for fun. Preaching doesn othing. I rather a country of nationalist pricks then people fighting for their imaginary friends
Me. - April 8, 2009, 11:31 am
Anyone who argues over who's country is better, obviously doesnt get the Idea of Humanity, and we are all one race. the fighting needs to stop... that mean EVERYONE. yes you.
Culos - December 10, 2008, 3:41 pm
I think you overlooked the possibility of the two Europeans being brother and sister. If I'm not mistaken that mixture still produces idiots in our time.
LogicDude - December 10, 2008, 2:35 pm
*explanation of the post...not me bashing Europeans. :)
LogicDude - December 10, 2008, 2:34 pm
So if 2 Europeans (the "colonizers" in this case) breed and the result is an idiot, doesn't it then follow that Europeans are idiots? I mean, you can't breed 2 fish and get a cat... And before the bashing starts, remember, this is just asking for an expla
Hakiu - December 10, 2008, 1:21 pm
Where is a grammar and history Nazi when you need one.


SOUTH AMERICA? - its asia.


TAGS: idiots dont learn geography
Rating: 1.77/5

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Cheesy Poofs - July 20, 2009, 3:35 pm
Everyone knows that Alabama is in Antarctica because they both start with a!
LogicDude - November 3, 2008, 12:53 pm
Okay smarty pants, if that is "South America" as you say, WHERE then, is Alabama!?
Leon - November 3, 2008, 11:55 am
Actually, that IS south america you idiots!


MOTIFAKE MODERATORS - Just what were they doing before working at Motifake?


TAGS: motifake idiots
Rating: 1.46/5

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Bovee - February 11, 2010, 10:06 am
Aggy returns to own a noob i love it.
thatonechick - February 11, 2010, 7:45 am
Aw. Bye!
rerun - February 11, 2010, 7:44 am

neither do I, and on that note I am out for now.
thatonechick - February 11, 2010, 7:43 am
Oh, okay fine. I'll free you... on one condition. Call my job and tell them I'm sick. I don't wanna go. LoL
rerun - February 11, 2010, 7:41 am

And it is your fault, in a really good way.
rerun - February 11, 2010, 7:41 am

I just need some food, and I am handcuffed to a bed.
thatonechick - February 11, 2010, 7:40 am
You know you're free to leave whenever you like. It's not my fault you like it here. >:)
rerun - February 11, 2010, 7:37 am

I noticed that, when you going to unlock me?
thatonechick - February 11, 2010, 7:36 am
Oh, I'm mature for my age. Don't worry. :P
rerun - February 11, 2010, 7:34 am

I am always the last to be in on the new trends....guess this is why you told me you were only 8.
thatonechick - February 11, 2010, 7:28 am
Yeah, rerun, don't you know that stuff is serious around here? It's the new cool thing!
rerun - February 11, 2010, 7:23 am

Dre, really?
lesterinside - February 11, 2010, 6:49 am
Beer please.
DreMagnum - February 10, 2010, 10:40 pm
And wheres all this child p*** you guys are hiding from me
DreMagnum - February 10, 2010, 10:40 pm
Did he get banned?
MrRandom - February 10, 2010, 10:25 pm
Was wondering when you would see this
agdaniele - February 10, 2010, 10:19 pm
Is this tard still around? I want to play!
pieman - February 10, 2010, 4:01 pm
I don't think you should be censored on your comments but if you **** on the mods you have to know you are not going to do good here, r may be I am giving you too much credit.
rerun - February 10, 2010, 3:59 pm

we give everybody a chance, and you are free to submit more. I would like to see what you will bring to the table.
thundersptt39 - February 10, 2010, 3:56 pm
Oh and thanks for approving this one!
MrRandom - February 10, 2010, 3:54 pm
Silly Bovee. Just get a removable one and hide it under a dresser! I've said too much...
Bovee - February 10, 2010, 3:51 pm
Is chris Hanson coming because if so i need to dump my hard drive.
Bovee - February 10, 2010, 3:48 pm
i can't 1L you fast enough.
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 3:48 pm
Is that Rupp arena as your avatar?
thundersptt39 - February 10, 2010, 3:47 pm
How about this for two and three....How about 2. you suck it and 3. I report you guys to the FCC and all applicable authorities for teetering with child p***? Bye!! :)
rerun - February 10, 2010, 3:46 pm

If you don't like what you see please feel free to try and do better than us. Humor is subjective. If you cannoy play nice, then maybe Motifake is not the place for you. It really is your call, however hate will not be tolerated here.
rerun - February 10, 2010, 3:44 pm

man get married. On honeymoon horse drawn wagon. Hores trips, thats one. Horse trips again, thats 2. Horse thrps again, farmers says thats 3 and shoots the horse. Wife screams, what the F*&^. Farmer says thats 1. So, for you, your rude comments, thats 1.
thundersptt39 - February 10, 2010, 3:44 pm
Oh it hurts it hurts!!
thundersptt39 - February 10, 2010, 3:42 pm
Nope haven't heard that Joke. I am obviously not as cultured as you are. I have seen some of what you all consider "funny" though. Since when do you characterize funny with Sleazy?
R.S.Jake - February 10, 2010, 3:35 pm
Looks like we got ourselves another Timmy. 1L!
rerun - February 10, 2010, 3:35 pm

thunder - have you ever heard the joke about the new bride and her rancher husband? The one where the horse trips? Well, thats one.
thundersptt39 - February 10, 2010, 3:33 pm
LOL very perceptive Faceplant. It appears I could do your job better than you. Have you seen how funny most of your "approved" posters are? Sorry if the truth hurts your feelings.
rerun - February 10, 2010, 2:42 pm

d*** TOC, whose boys are those then?
thatonechick - February 10, 2010, 2:12 pm
LoL @ rerun Sorry, it's all my fault. I forgot to mention that I'm only 8. :(
rerun - February 10, 2010, 11:49 am

I run a construction company. I didn't know I "worked" at Motifake....guess I will have to talk to Mr. M about my benefits package.
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 11:46 am
Looks Like ReRun got another tribute poster, for continuing to do a great job at rejecting your lame posters. too much? 1L
phydeaux - February 10, 2010, 11:37 am
Agreed.
Faceplant31 - February 10, 2010, 9:56 am
Might have gotten more outta me but with a poster about our mods and then the word idiots for a tag? Yea 1L


Looks Like -


TAGS: clouds shapes wonering people idiots
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 15, 2014, 3:21 pm
Thanks 'cern
MissPriss - December 15, 2014, 3:20 pm
Okay...I'll give Mr. Gary the heads up...teehee
concern3 - December 15, 2014, 6:14 am
very funny 5er
Silverheart - December 15, 2014, 5:32 am

I'll be quoting this'n later


DESTINY -




CONSPIRACY -




ILLITERATES -




Natural Resources -




The Personality Crisis -




EVOLUTION -


TAGS: fashion trend idiots
Rating: 4.67/5

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maoworks2 - February 21, 2015, 1:56 pm
Well Done 5L's.
GaryO - February 21, 2015, 2:10 am
Well now, there’s a collage to go to bed to…geeeeeezus.


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